I believe in God the Father Almighty
Maker of football and beer,
And in Tim Tebow, His only Son,
Who was conceived by Urban Meyer,
Suffered behind Kyle Orton,
Was crucified, demoted, and buried as a fourth string QB,
He was relegated to the bench,
On the sixth week he rose from the bench,
He proceeded to the huddle,
And ‘tebows’ on his right knee before the Father,
From there he will come to judge the critic and the skeptic,
I believe in the Holy Spirit of Tim,
The American church,
The communion of #jesuswinners,
The forgiveness of Tim’s critics,
The worship of Tim’s body,
And “I’d like to give thanks to my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ” everlasting.

5 thoughts on “The Tebostles Creed

    1. Polarization sells indeed.

      It is interesting that this cynical parody about the current
      most polarizing figure in American culture is followed by a one in which you
      express a profound sadness about polarity.  

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